Maharaja Blues

Take the Croissant Train: A Major Quixotic Lament in Fb Minor (a.k.a Flamingo Flat Minor) “You want Paris in Harlem,” Duke said, eyes like midnight brass. “But we ride the A Train, not some buttery detour.” The Pink Flamingo, plumage once radiant with bebop bravado, now sagged under the weight of soggy dreams and a saxophone that sobbed in B♭. He had dared to dream of flaky crescents and café noir, of jazz that pirouetted through patisseries and puffed its cheeks with whimsy. He even wanted to compose The Butterscotch Brioche Blues.  But Duke, ever the sovereign of syncopation, had no room for pastry metaphors in his empire of swing. They argued beneath a dripping marquee, the rain composing its own bitter ballad on the pavement. Said Pink “But Oh Duke, the croissant is a symbol! A flaky rebellion! A breakfast of broken hearts!” The Duke grunted “Symbol or not, it don’t swing. You want to rename the anthem of uptown soul after a French pastry? That’s not jazz—it’s a brunch menu.” T...