The Fruit Salad Ball Masquerade
🎭 You Are Cordially Invited 🍍 to the Fruit Salad Ball Masquerade hosted by Pink Flamingo 🗓 Date: The Third Tuesday of Zestember 🕰 Time: When the mango moon kisses the kiwi tide (approx. 7:30 PM) 📍 Location: The Velvet Grove Ballroom, beneath the Custard Thames 👗 Dress Code: - Masquerade masks made of melon rind or lychee lace - Attire inspired by your favourite fruit (sequined strawberry suits encouraged) - Flamingo feathers optional but admired 🍓 Festivities Include: - The Pineapple Waltz, led by Flamingo and his citrus consort - A Grape Gossip Corner, where secrets are whispered into banana phones - Papaya Poetry Slam: Bring your juiciest verses - Fruit Punch Fountain (non-alcoholic, unless the cherries rebel) 🎶 Music by the Maharaja Blues Fruit Ensemble, featuring: - Saxophone played through a hollowed-out cantaloupe - Percussion section of coconut bongos and maraca passionfruit 💌 RSVP by sending a plum-scented carrier pigeon or whispering into ...