Tee shirt available 🌀 Croissantstein’s Monster: A Tale of Twisted Pastry In the misty hills of Boulangerie Hollow, where the scent of warm dough hangs heavy in the air, lived a reclusive baker-scientist named Dr. Croissantstein. Obsessed with the idea of creating life from pastry, he spent years in his flour-dusted laboratory, weaving strands of croissant dough like sinew, laminating layers with precision, and whispering incantations in the language of patisserie. One stormy night, lightning struck the copper whisk atop his bakery tower. The surge of energy coursed through his creation—a towering figure stitched together from buttery spirals, crescent limbs, and a heart of molten almond paste. It rose from the marble slab, its eyes two glistening cherries, its voice a crackling hiss like steam escaping a proofing chamber. “Je suis… Croi!” it bellowed, knocking over racks of éclairs and sending baguettes flying. But Croissantstein’s Monster was no mindless beast. It had dreams. It want...