Merry Pink Flamingo Christmas
🎄🦩 Flamingo Sleigh On Christmas morn in skies of grey, A sleigh took flight in bold array. But reindeer called in sick that night. Too much eggnog, not enough might. So Santa squawked, “I need a crew!” And from the tropics, pink wings flew. With goggles tight and scarves aglow, Flamingos lined up in the snow. They flapped and flared with festive pride, In leather jackets, side by side. Their legs were long, their hearts were light, They danced through clouds in frosty flight. One led the charge with fearless grace, A flamingo with a pilot’s face. He winked at elves, then took the reins, And soared through glittery candy canes. They dropped off gifts with perfect flair, A ukulele, some socks, chocolate coins, and a pear. From Cardiff’s roofs to London’s lanes, They painted joy in snowy refrains. And Santa laughed,...