Merry Pink Flamingo Christmas
🎄🦩 Flamingo Sleigh
On Christmas morn in skies of grey,
A sleigh took flight in bold array.
But reindeer called in sick that night.
Too much eggnog, not enough might.
So Santa squawked, “I need a crew!”
And from the tropics, pink wings flew.
With goggles tight and scarves aglow,
Flamingos lined up in the snow.
They flapped and flared with festive pride,
In leather jackets, side by side.
Their legs were long, their hearts were light,
They danced through clouds in frosty flight.
One led the charge with fearless grace,
A flamingo with a pilot’s face.
He winked at elves, then took the reins,
And soared through glittery candy canes.
They dropped off gifts with perfect flair,
A ukulele, some socks, chocolate coins, and a pear.
From Cardiff’s roofs to London’s lanes,
They painted joy in snowy refrains.
And Santa laughed, “You’ve saved the day!
Let flamingos lead my sleigh!”
Now every year, when skies turn white,
Pink wings shimmer in moonlight.
The Flamingo’s Yuletide Proclamation
Squawk and squiggle, snowflakes on stilts!
May your stockings be stuffed with moonlit quilts.
A sleigh of jellybeans, a sky of snow
I wish you a Merry Christmas with a pink flamingo glow!
Ho-ho-honk, with goggles tight,
We flap through peppermint stars tonight.
So raise your cocoa, toast the absurd,
For flamingos bring joy in every world!
🦩MERRY PINK FLAMINGO CHRISTMAS🦩
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