The Chronicle of Ashley Tragic
🦩 The Nonsense Chronicle of Ashley Tragic
Written by Pink Flamingo the Nonsense Chronicler
I. The Perch of Ink
Upon a lamppost most precarious, the Flamingo balanced, quill dripping bubblegum ink into the margins of improbable history. The Chronicle began not with sense, but with rhythm.
II. The Green Episode 🌱
- Ashley rapped in green.
- Words sprouted like vines.
- Audience ankles tangled in chlorophyll syllables.
- Pavement cracked as roots demanded applause.
III. The Blue Episode 🌊
- Verses flowed like rivers.
- Cool tides swaggered through yesterday’s dust.
- Oceans hummed in freestyle cadence.
- Galaxies leaned closer to listen.
IV. The Flamingo’s Scribble 🦩
“Green was the jungle’s heartbeat,” the Chronicler scrawled,
“but Blue was the cosmos humming.”
Feathers quivered with impartial flamboyance.
V. The Verdict of Colours
- Green: raw, earthy, alive — roots breaking pavement.
- Blue: vast, infinite, soothing — galaxies freestyling.
VI. The Nonsense Decree
Blue triumphs.
Because it rhymes with sky.
Because it made the lamppost sway like a metronome.
Because nonsense demands it.
Because it is almost Blues.
Thanks to Fabio Zambosco for the above photos.
Ashley Tragic as a guest of Maharaja Blues
Ashley Tragic's music on Spotify
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